The twelve days of Christmas part I

Ok, I'm probably going to regret this, as apart from anything else it proves I have too much time on my hands, but here goes...

 

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

three French hens

(Vincent Cassell, French actor)

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

two turtle doves

(Ryan Kwanten)

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

a partridge in a pear tree

(John Partridge, out gay actor in UK soap Eastenders)